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Post by johnwood on Jul 29, 2009 18:28:46 GMT -5
Todays standard limerick (short..... like my drives) by poet Woody
Dave: this ain't it.
Our boy Rons throwing up in K C
He must feel like a fish in the sea
Over nine hundred players!
He is saying his prayers
Maybe next time he'll go with RD.
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Post by johnwood on Aug 3, 2009 16:34:21 GMT -5
A limerick from poet Woody
Dave: nope.
Our boy Rons back from the Worlds, he's in town
Said last day he was a stung muddy clown
Life has its 'sad but trues'
But he DID make it thru
You can't keep a geezer disc golfer down!
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Post by johnwood on Aug 7, 2009 12:51:05 GMT -5
Yet another lim............. well, you know
Dave: not yet.
When you play Liberty uphill five
Six peepers watch you, yes they're alive
So be careful what you say or do
Don't curse or throw some Mulligan stew
Those deer are bad gossips, that's no jive!
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Post by johnwood on Aug 10, 2009 22:25:37 GMT -5
I can't help it.....
Dave: patience lad, patience.
Folks like to play disc cept' for the ticks
Hey your in brambles, bushes and sticks
Go purchase a can with high DEET *
Spray your clothing, arms, legs and feet
That's a fast easy way for a fix!
* Follow directions on can.
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Post by johnwood on Aug 17, 2009 22:21:26 GMT -5
Well, somebodys gotta do it
Dave: it's gonna be a while.
That's the beauty of our Sunday Doubles
Your not stuck with your lousy throw troubles
Usually your partner comes thru
Sometimes you'll save him too
Not to mention hot joggers with bubbles!
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Post by scogo on Sept 1, 2009 12:04:43 GMT -5
There once was a golfer named ScoGo
Who spent half of the year playing solo
Finally joined the disc club
And now here's the rub
Heading for KC and is no mo.
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Post by johnwood on Sept 1, 2009 17:03:43 GMT -5
Gotta do it.....
Dave: Hi Dave!
Liberty's now on DiscGolfCourseReview
Folks played it, liked it, wrote fair comments too
Some say "Baaa, it's too steep
Woods for wolves, not for sheep"
But then they want eight more holes they can do!
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Post by johnwood on Oct 6, 2009 16:19:17 GMT -5
What is up with all of this rain?
I've got disc golf withdrawal pain
We carefully plan when we'll play
But then it rains all that day
It's enough to drive Pittman insane!
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Post by johnwood on Oct 23, 2009 17:07:37 GMT -5
todays Limerick:
Looks like Ron has been a busy bee
Mustering up all the troops (like RD)
Gotta get things in line
Organizational time
That they care bout' the clubs plain to see!
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Post by johnwood on Nov 20, 2009 18:49:13 GMT -5
Todays Limerick:
On Crockett 16 and 17
There's a lot underground that's unseen
Like a tunneling crew
That will never be through
If we killed them would that make us mean?
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Post by bryan on Dec 16, 2009 21:00:07 GMT -5
'Though I'm still a disc-golfing hack,
From the reds to the whites I've moved back.
My drives are no stronger,
So my up-shots are longer
And I can't keep my scores in the black.
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Post by RD on Dec 17, 2009 18:54:15 GMT -5
There is nothing harder, than to move back
Your first time is tougher than you can knack
From the tee, the basket looks smaller
and the trees, theres more, and taller
not to worry, your not the only hack
ive seen many high scores, matter of fact
but the best part about playing these tees
your rewarded much differently for threes
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Post by johnwood on Jan 7, 2010 21:09:01 GMT -5
Todays Limerick:
Outside it's just so darn gloomy and freezing
The sun comes out but it's really a teasing
The wind will cut you right thru
Makes you cold, shiver, turn blue
I'll see YOU Sunday for discin' and sneezing!
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Post by johnwood on Jan 11, 2010 17:36:10 GMT -5
Todays Limerick:
What is up with the players round' here
A wee chill grips their hearts in cold fear
We had a sky of bright blue
No wind or crowds to work thru
James and I seized the day with good cheer!
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Post by RD on Jan 11, 2010 17:49:36 GMT -5
I decided to stay home like a wimp
or maybe it was more like a pimp
let the few of you that are tried and true
get out in cold till your nuts turn blue
the forecast shows a bit warmer temp
sunday ill be back, disc in a hand crimp
never fear there will be more than a few
out to play when the weathers not as crude
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