Fun with Ron

[johnwood]

Todays Limerick:

I am beginning to wonder about Becker
Does anyone know a bionic arm checker
Cuz' he did it again
Took on four earnest men
Chewed us up just like he was Hannibal Lector!

[johnwood]

From Woody the Limerick Blogger:

Last Sunday at Crockett was a real sogger
But I did notice 2 cheer me up joggers
Ron Pittman, Jim Becker threw like real champs
Ryan was mad cuz' his shoes got so damp
Shoulda' stayed home, watched football and drank lager!

[johnwood]

Todays Limerick:

Lately our club's seen growth activity
We commonly share love of LIBERTY
It's a place we meet on common ground
Have Fun throwing golf discs all around
Remember: The Best Things in Life are FREE!

[johnwood]

Todays Limerick:

Seven Super Sunday Souls wanted more Fun
Crockett competition despite lack of sun
Some throws good, some went bad there's no doubt
Several putts that went in then went out
Such a goood time it didn't matter who won!

[johnwood]

Todays Limerick:

Played some disc golf with birthday boy Scott
And Gabby his adorable tot
Up and down Liberty
That's quite far when your 3
Building memories they'll treasure a lot!

[johnwood]

The birthday boy round with Scott P. (so many Scotts & Daves!)reminded me of this limerick. It was posted in "who's playing where & when" but I decided might as well retrieve it & add it to the pile.
I am a big fan of birthday golf & many times have taken the day off from work to play ALL day long.

If you have been around a while you can guess who ( ? ) is.
The blue boys were Ron & RD. Some rumors about 'heat seeking bonding' leaked out about that round. LOL!!


Party Pooper

( ? ) announced then no showed HIS birthday round
To stay home warm in his bed safe and sound
But two players true and quite blue
Stepped up to the plate and then threw
For the Wuss ( on the course he's seldom found )!

[johnwood]

Todays Limerick:

To my utter dismay lately did I see
Empty Bud cans laying on several Tees
If Iron Eyes Cody saw it he would shed a tear
Not to mention you have terrible taste in your beer
Don't litter or stay away from Liberty!

[Dave the editer]

I ran across this one in a collection.

There was a young man from the city
who met what he thought was a kitty.
He gave it a pat
and said, "Nice little cat!"
They buried his clothes out of pity.

[johnwood]

Todays Limerick: ..... like in Ireland laddie.

There once was an Irish man by name of Patrick
Whose shamrock symbol, the original hat-trick
He taught of the Holy Trinity
From snakeless glen to emerald sea
Now he's a Saint where they love golf with balls and stick!

Have CRAIC!!

[johnwood]

Todays Limerick:

I know a disc golfer named Scott
At night we're asleep but he's not
We wake up and go play
But our night is his day
When he shows, warms up, a great shot!

[johnwood]

Todays Limerick:

This Sunday 18th will be the BIG Day
2pm Crockett we'll all meet to play
Please be sure to come out
For the numerical bout
Will our King Becker display 'feet of clay'?

[scott]

Sunday the 18th WILL indeed be the BIG day
Cause at 2 @ Crockett I WON'T be there to play
My wife and I have an all afternoon/evening date
Time to ourselves without our kids is very rare of late
So throw one for me and have fun whilst I'm away!

[Ron Pittman]

Sure, disc golf is a fun part of life,
But, no one needs it to cause strife.
I’ll give you this challenge;
Keep a healthy balance,
In the Disc Golf Bank of Wife.

[Dave the editer]

My wife said, "You just have no inkling
of how lonely weekends are stinking.
So spend time with me,
or else choose DG."
"Just a minute," I said, "I'm still thinking."

Dave the lonely editer

[johnwood]

Todays Limerick:

Saturday morn is Liberty Work Day
Don't fret or stress after work we will play
Cause' no work and all play
Makes your Fun go away
Help make OUR playground the Best.... Hip Hooray!