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Post by Ron Pittman on Mar 18, 2011 8:25:50 GMT -5
Found this quote.
Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things.
Laugh as you see fit.
Ron
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Post by johnwood on Mar 18, 2011 20:11:23 GMT -5
State Trooper pulls over female speeder, walks up to car.
She says, "I've heard that Troopers don't give tickets out to pretty, sexy women".
He says, "Yes Maam, that's true we don't.
Please keep your speed down, ok?
Here's your ticket."
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Post by Dave the editer on Jun 20, 2011 7:20:35 GMT -5
Hey, in today's funny papers (6/20/11), Frazz is playing discgolf with his friend Caulfield!
Looks like they're using Wham-O's though.
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Post by RD on Jun 20, 2011 9:03:09 GMT -5
Too cool Attachments:
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Post by johnwood on Oct 26, 2011 19:39:45 GMT -5
A 3-year old boy examines his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asks, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet", she replied.  |
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Post by johnwood on Nov 1, 2011 20:11:02 GMT -5
A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot collapses. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
"Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just passed out!"
Ground control recieves her call for help & answers back: "Don't worry Madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say.... First I need you to give me your height & position."
.... "I'm 5'2" & sitting in the right front seat."
pause
Ground control: "Repeat after me.... Our Father, which art in Heaven....
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Post by johnwood on Nov 6, 2011 20:21:58 GMT -5
A woman is at home sitting in the garden on a warm TN. fall evening with her husband & she says, "I love you." He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "Honey, it's me talking............ to the wine."  |
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