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Post by Ron Pittman on Aug 1, 2011 11:15:27 GMT -5
An attempt I shall make one more time,
To get this one right; and to rhyme.
This time, I hope not
to put Dave's shorts in a knot,
'Cause brown spots make the worst kind of grime.
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Post by Dave the editer on Aug 1, 2011 11:30:49 GMT -5
There. You see, that's better. I'm glad we had this little talk.
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Post by johnwood on Aug 2, 2011 0:03:47 GMT -5
Todays Limerick:
Thanks to David for taking the time
To explain proper Limerick rhyme
Don't be bashful nor shy
Sure enough you'll get by
Not to try is the much larger crime!
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Post by RD on Aug 23, 2011 10:16:07 GMT -5
todays limerick.
As you grow to be much older
the discs try to fly a little bolder
the pdga opens divisions for your age
as the speed of your drive loses its blaze
its funny how on particular days
when one becomes an older age
its on display at the bottom of the page
but as i look upon this day
one name is missing from that way
our fearless leader RON has it TODAY!
Happy B-day Mr. P
(disclaimer) I stink at poems, never said any different.
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Post by bryan on Sept 4, 2011 22:57:45 GMT -5
An ode to today's rain-shortened round:
Sunday doubles are our weekly tradition,
But today did not come to fruition.
We were six, five, then three,
Then just Woody and me,
We all lost -- a war of attrition.
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Post by Dave the editer on Sept 26, 2011 7:26:59 GMT -5
There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light.
She went out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night!
Reginald Buller
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Post by johnwood on Sept 26, 2011 16:47:06 GMT -5
Todays Limerick:
Those mini road trips are right up my alley
No bad stress about your Tournament tally
Just friends out in the sun
Throwing discs, having FUN
A non-political, inspiring rally!
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Post by johnwood on Oct 6, 2011 17:29:02 GMT -5
Todays Limerick:
This Saturday plan for a Fun 'disc date'
Work on Liberty, help make her look Great
Please don't think 'stay away'
Join us, have a BIG day
Play the original ten, plus temp eight!
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Post by johnwood on Jan 13, 2012 16:47:09 GMT -5
Todays Limerick:
Now the Fall Spectaculars done
But a new baby year has begun
Get yourself into gear
Off the couch, off your rear
Help our Ice Bowl be second to none!
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Post by johnwood on Mar 17, 2012 12:37:45 GMT -5
Todays Limerick: ....... New & Improved. Thanks Dave the editer.
There once was an Irish man by name of Patrick
Whose shamrock symbol, the original hat-trick
He taught of the Holy Trinity
From snakeless glen to emerald sea
Now he's a Saint where they golf with balls and niblick!
Have CRAIC!!
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Post by johnwood on Jul 16, 2012 15:21:20 GMT -5
Todays Limerick:
Hey Hey waddya' say
Liberty is three today
A favorite place to get away
Escape from stress, to go and play
To Freedom Gal...... Happy Birthday!
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Post by johnwood on Jul 26, 2012 16:06:59 GMT -5
Todays Limerick: I would rather play from the reds Since now I have outgrown my Keds The whites are harder for me If not too long, hit a tree I wish they made disc golfing meds!  |
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Post by johnwood on Feb 22, 2013 16:16:06 GMT -5
Todays Limerick: I was thinking bout' things we do There's work & chores, but playtime too You may play here or far away Hunt, SCUBA, ski or disc today See a Good Friend, perhaps a few!  |
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Post by johnwood on Feb 28, 2013 22:01:20 GMT -5
Todays Limerick:
Beware of Miles the gunslinger
With a twitchy sidearm flick finger
A happy easy go guy
Then in the blink of an eye
Bam, a shot from the hip zinger!
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Post by johnwood on May 27, 2013 16:09:14 GMT -5
Todays Limerick: So R D had his 'Bachelor Day' The Dirty Dozen showed up to play Have BIG Fun and PLAY we sure did From that stodgy rule book we hid R D will get 'wife rules' anyway!  |
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